I recently stumbled upon a circlest jerklist event conducted by Zzeroparticle, author of Anime Instrumentality. Honestly, with any luck, one of the most serious editorial bloggers out there, Omo of a lot of om drew the short end of the stick to read my entry. Even more amusing is the fact that he read one of my very old and poorly written post, OMG, I am a _____ophile. Listen to it and tell me it doesn’t give you cognitive dissonance. His voice is too manly, even with the deliberate attempts of trying to sound cute!
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P.S: If you think this sounds weird enough, you should go check out Ghostlightning’s rendition or 21st century boy’s rendition. Pretty weird too.
P.P.S: Because I have absolutely no patience whatsoever, below is my girly rendition of Omisynth’s very first post. Oh, Audacity editing for the win!
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P.P.P.S: I’m a guy. ^^
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A trap 0.0
-_- Not.. I do naturally have a high pitch voice, and audacity does allow for some nifty manipulation.
Omisyth…
3rd Impact
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Impz…you are so moé.
Baka-raptor, you are so tsundere.
A match made in heaven.
Sadly, impz is married.
Get them to move to Utah. If Impz dresses like a girl (dunno why I’m even saying “if”), then the three will fit in quite nicely.
Hey, I’m not a Mormon, and I’m only 1/4 Utahraptor.
…If? I am a guy, for christ’s sake. It’s not like I look like Hideoyoshi in real life or something. I am a typical, slightly plump married man. Duh. This is getting weird ^_^. So, the raptorz is staying in Utah?
Jesus Christ, Impz, no wonder you have a reputation as a trap! And a loli one at that!
Also, you’re a better voice actor than some dubbed characters I’ve heard.
My perception of reality has been broken and all my hopes and dreams have been crushed.
By Omo? He’s too GAR for you?
I approve of the use of Manabi Straight music in omo’s. God, now to wait for my turn to embarrass the crap out of myself with my recordings and of Omisyth’s recording of my earlier entries =p
And OH GOD, that recording of Omisyth’s first is hilarious. No wonder people call you moe. I couldn’t get my voice that high even if I tried :[
I can actually hit two keys higher than that, if it helps. I deliberately kept it as screechy to make it realistic and cute, rather than annoyingly annoying. X_X
Lol Impz, your voice matches your anime tastes. I now understand everything that has been said about you thus far.
WTF, you are a voicist. Voice discrimination by my own blogger too. Fail!
Lol nice post ! and I agree green hair anime girls are great!
Green makes them more mysterious
so ain’t that weird… and idd It’s a Trap !!! Fire all Laz0rs.
the other dude kinda has a boring voice… i wonder if he listened to himself Oo i probably have a boring voice too though if i talk monotone xD
After listening to Impz’s entry I understand why he is known as the trap of THAT…..
I’ve heard your voice now. You write very well.
*cough*
…dude, you should have been cast as Honey in Ouran. Seriously.
Huh why? Honey doesn’t really have a high pitch, did he?
Dude did you just increase pitch by like a percentage of a tone without reducing speed? Sounds REALLY REALLY REALLY A LOT LIKE A GIRL WTF.
or maybe…..
Quit complaining and wondering how it goes. Do you want me to make a recording of a moaning voice?
Yes I would, thank you very much. :3
Your rendition of omisyth’s voice was epic, by the way. And I enjoy omo’s choices of music throughout.
Yes I would too thank you very much
for some reason yes.. if only to see if my brain would break or not
Perverts. No. Just a bit of temptation, and you guys become …so meh
. You guys should start washing your brain. ^_^
You’re a pervert too for suggesting it, you know.
Not really
I like to cocktease my readers after all. It’s funny how 2 hours of audacity manipulation can make grown up men start to go ?_? at a cute voice. Makes you think about all the photoshopping women get to make themselves look so darn hot and cute when they are not.
9001 VOTES YES
this is the internet, i know i’m suppose to leave things as they are and run with it but…. please tell me that wasn’t you Impz ><
other wise, wow, is Thirteensugar's voice even more girly or manly?
Well, I will say that she sounds more manly, sadly. She actually has a slightly lower pitch, but man she can sing well. Much better.
And oh, it is me after some intense manipulation of Audacity and various edits. Zzeroparticle said I am supposed to read, but didn’t say I cannot modify my voice through technical manipulation. I do have a girly voice on the phone. Many telemarketers always call me miss
lol impz
IMPZ. YOU BASTARD. That voice is … ;__; that voice is… GODLY.
*shudders* Can not be unheard… noes!!! *shudders*
Be haunted, be haunted!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
Good lord, I refuse to believe that is not a woman reading Omisynth’s post. I would do terrible terrible things to and listening to the bearer of a voice like that.
you should do a regular non-edited version just so mine (and maybe some other’s) brains do not explode from from…That was a woman don’t lie!
Explode from what? I dare you to say it
. No, it is my voice @_@;; albeit very manipulated. One thing isn’t though, my pitch is very very naturally high but I don’t sound so girly (I deliberately made my voice more kawaii in order to make it girly).
If it helps, I am addressed as Miss when I call in KFC for call delivery. I gave up calling after the 5th time or so, because it is annoying having to correct others.
you sound like a schoolgirl. There I said it.
I could cut out the “oh yeah! and I giant robot appeared out of nowhere that’s supposed to be Macross” part and play it on repeat for several days I’m pretty sure.
I would explode from the buildup of immoral thoughts and various juices.
Have you checked in with the local mental hospital yet, dude?
Control your hormones, it’s a guy you are listening to -_-, even though I admit I spent 2 hours modifying the voice until it sounds so schoolgirl. Had to play around with the features. A LOT.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL SO IT MUST BE A GIRL. THIS IS THE INTERNET EVERYTHING IS FACE VALUE.
Oh, you bastard, and I believed in your ability to make such a vioce.
I STILL HAVE THE BEST GIRL VOICE IN THE BLOGOSPHERE DAMNIT
I refuse to believe that I was hearing Impz voice. Such cuteness cannot possibly exist in this universe.
(I really do wish your voice was that high. Maybe then Justin Bieber would actually have some pre-pubescent-voice-of-a-grown-male competition…)
Oh, but I do am able to reach a very high pitch, possibly hitting Justin Bieber if I really try. The problem is that it will hurt my voice because I am not naturally that high pitched.
Cute? You sick sick boy. ^^
This is my fetish.
Hey commenters, how does it feel to never be able to meet the trap behind the voice? I did. Shit was so cash.
And to meet the fricking lolicon-loving Shin in real flesh and that he doesn’t seem like a crazy sick pervert (and in fact a very normal, above average looking guy?). Bloody dangerous, I am worried for all the real life lolis in the world right now being deceived by this Shin.
you hear that Shin? He called you “above average looking”. You’re in!
What in the ….I am married!
Never get tired of omo’s ultra-deep voice. Also LOL @ ‘greenophile’. Also w00t @ clap song.
Impz holy FUCK. Your girl voice has mine beat by a million years. Aamzing. This is the best I think I’ve ever heard. I am actually jealous.
Well, I do have a naturally high pitch, so the pitching part is already fixed. The only issue is to sound girly, and 2 hours of manipulation can make you sound so different. It did take a lot of experimentation to get it so girly though.
I saved the effect order though, so I can replicate it all the time.
Lies! My ears are decieving me! A guy cannot possibly have such a voice xD
Bit unnaturally squeaky, mind xP
Now I’m going to read every Impz post and comment with that voice in mind… I know it’s bad, but it sounds so good!
That is strangely disturbing for me. I don’t know why but when I write, I feel like there are weird looks out there from the readers. This is so weird~
No worries, actually, been too busy to do a proper write-up anyway.
I’m still like WTF though.
You sound girlier than I do…orz
._. Hahaha, I don’t sound at all girly in my real voice though >_>
Nonono, my dear. You misunderstand. Sounding girlie goes BEYOND pitch manipulation. It’s your diction, it’s your tone, it’s your pink and fluffy aura radiating from my speakers. It’s beyond anything that I can do. You’re definitely a level 3 trap.
LOL that was so funny! How’d you get your voice like that?
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this came to me while washing dishes. Impz should record an opening message and have it permanently at the top of the site for people to click on and be greeted by that voice.
this would be a great experiment to see if the site would get more/less hits with the lure of Impz’s siren voice
I second that.
I have no idea how you did that. You sound like a middle school girl who plays some kind of character on the Disney channel.
is it weird that i keep listening to this or
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