I-It’s not beca..use I a-am jealous and l-I…-love you all, you know!
In a world where we bloggers all love to think of ourselves as the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be, there can only be a winner. Here’s how I objectively prove that everyone else other than 13sugars (who will snap off my precious if I say anything bad) are instant fail and that we are the ONLY CHOICE for this aniblog tournament. This is clearly not a joke post, because I mean Business. Blogging is a battle and the Aniblog tournament is WAR!
Why all of you are INSTANT FAIL
Mistakes of Youth: Wrote 1000+ words on porn when he can just watch it
instant fail
/endpost
Jphinano: Stopped blogging frequently after marriage. Makes me feel like I am neglecting my wife.
instant fail
/endpost
Anime Instrumentality: Who blogs on music when you can just listen to songs on a mp3 player?
instant fail
/endpost
Shinmaru: Calls football soccer. My god!
instant fail
/endpost
Batezi: Too intelligent, too good, too analytical. I HATE him.
instant fail
/endpost
Lol, ain’t so green anymore huh? HUH?
Sea Slugs: Holds me at ransom during Aniblog tourney by using Namako. RAGE!
instant fail
/endpost
mefloraine: Is a good writer, is nice, is popular, is a girl. I HATE her.
instant fail
/endpost
Listless ink: Too sweet and nice. Will get diabetes. Also, read mefloraine
instant fail
/endpost
5camp: Got his ass kicked by Sea slugs. WTF? Sea Slugs don’t even have legs!
instant fail
/endpost
2DT: Who the hell is he?
instant fail
/endpost
Hanners: Tried to troll Baka-raptor
instant fail
/endpost
This is actually quite a nice monchrome Baka-raptor, Charlie Chaplin style?
Baka-raptor: Hates loli, WTF, loli is the most awesome!
instant fail
/endpost
Ogiue: Too little text
instant fail
/endpost
digiboy: Stopped reading after the 2nd paragraph
instant fail
/endpost
Josh: Reviews a circle-jerking tournament
instant fail
/endpost
Shinn: Wants me as a boy maid? Fucking Bastard, I serve no one. Enemy of all traps.
instant fail
/endpost
Lelangir: Whores himself to everyone (I don’t even know what link to put for him)
instant fail
/endpost
Rabbitpoets: Hates shoujo. Definitely fail
instant fail
/endpost
Clearly, this blogger does not know reality. Read below
Glolegend: Is he even an anime blogger?
instant fail
/endpost
Drmchsr0: Failed troll. No one even knows he’s alive
instant fail
/endpost
Psgels: Too knowledgeable. Makes me feel stupid.
instant fail
/endpost
Random Curiosity: Is a successful episodic summary blog
instant fail
/endpost
TJHan: Retired. Bloody fail writer.
instant fail
/endpost
Owen S: In his own world where the world of one revolves around him.
instant fail
/endpost
Author: Too oldfag to bother with comments
instant fail
/endpost
Behind the Nihon Review: Too serious business in the Interwebs.
instant fail
/endpost
A day when idiots become popular in Finland. And they are supposed to be a top education system
Novajinx: Hates Hideyoshi. Traps are divine!
instant fail
/endpost
Anime|Otaku: Talks about stuff like coaxiality, relativity ….Yawn.
instant fail
/endpost
Panther: Trolls and expects to get objective comments back. I didn’t know it works that way
instant fail
/endpost
BigN: Partial and nice to everyone. That’s supposed to be MY PERSONALITY. Copycat
instant fail
/endpost
Calamitous Intent: There’s no girls in the Internet! A group of them? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
instant fail
/endpost
Rest of you: I don’t care or I deem you being unable to take a joke.
Instant fail
/endpost
Got it? No. I get it. I have told you why all anime bloggers are instant fail, but have not told you why we are the only ones that are instant win. I thought that much is obvious but since you need me to spell it out, I am nice enough to go down to your level.
ghostlightning: is an oldfag that thinks he’s cool with girls, when he’s not.
instant win
/endpost
Crusader: Talks about mecha with enthusiasm. Rides on e-penor
instant win
/endpost
Mystlord: Too darn young. Makes me feel like an oldfag.
instant win (for him)
/endpost
Shokkeru/Calawain/RV: Lazy bums, but people still remember them
instant win
/endpost
Hana: Is stealing my job in THAT as the shoujo fan. RAWR!
instant win (for shoujo fans)
/endpost
Chronolynx: Too serious bsns.
instant win (always in the internet)
/endpost
EO: Closet trap. Tsundere in denial. Too moe to die.
instant win
/endpost
Impz: I’m Impz.
instant win
/endpost
Oh, there’s this vote for us by the way….or something. I am not asking you to vote for us. You will vote for us or I will …bawl and roll on the floor. In front of your friends, lovers and everyone you know. I will tell all of them what a mean mean boy/girl you are.
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Oh you, impz :3c
Also, i waited for a whole week for a bunch of… … … … TROLLING EVEN A FIVE YEAR-OLD COULD DO?
…Are you even trying.
drmchsr0
Wasn’t even in Impz’s list.
Instant double fail.
/endpost
Actually he is
I wuz cool with girls u know.
Lakers Win!!! Ron Artest is an NBA Champion!
And then you got married.
Ouch, double hit here. Fricking troll hits trollish spot
EO is a closet trap? PICS NAOOOOO!!!
PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN AND EO IS BIG FAT HAMBEAST WITH A NECKBEARD
It’s not my fault half the people online think I’m a girl! And as for being a tsundere, i-it’s not like I’m blogging because I l-l-like you guys or a-anything!
EO CONFIRMED FOR HAMBEAST
Oh you lovable troll you. I’m of pretty average build, though not being an unkempt hambeast makes it rather hard to fit in at the local miniatures wargaming store sometimes, heh.
There’s people that really think you’re a girl? Hard for me to imagine what with your mecha-love.
I know! That’s exactly what I told my teammates on the dashboard. I know I like shoujo and shipping and Hetalia a lot, but seriously. But somehow it has happened *leers at Scamp and Hana*. And of course Impz is all about perpetuating such vile lies in an effort to pimp me to the aniblog community.
You commented on a Hetalia post. Can you blame me?
Don’t you leer at me young man, I’ve already apologized for my misconception (based on your girlie nick…hoho). But if it makes you happy, I have written confirmation that the boss will stop that sort of talk:
Hana: i think EO
Hana: was just p****d off
Hana: that i and half the net population
Hana: thought/think he’s a girl…
Impz: LOL
Impz: …oh my, he really got p****d?
Impz: then i should stop teasing him’
…er, that he’ll consider it at least…hmm…
Lol, it’s all good my blogging comrades, just playing it up a bit since it was so weird. I can’t actually get angry at you guys
…but I don’t expect Impz to be deterred.
Huh, deterred on what? I am innocent
*innocent wink*
Face it, mate. Face the reality of the dark dark world.
Ouch.
Don’t worry. Only win episodic blogs like THAT don’t know who the hell you are
Writes my name as 5camp instead of Scamp
instant fail
/endcomment
I’m proud of you, but then 5 is cooler than S. Too bad.
instant failtroll
/end comment
Actually you know what the real instafail is here? That you’re using up valuable campaigning strategies before you face the might of the psgels army.
Not expecting to beat him anyway. It’s all for good fun.
Plus, do you really expect me to have no strategies
i don’t understand how one can “watch” a book, but okay
You call the /endpost command, but the post keeps going on and on… LIARS!!!
Also, from your vandalism screencap, I can tell you don’t visit SSAB very often =3.
infinite loops ftw.
By the way, I only did the post two days ago, and made screenshots today. I refuse to admit that I visit your blog everyday just to see Namako.
Remind me why I hate you again.
Oh man, I chuckled all the way as I read the list of “instant fails” and “instant wins”
You have my vote. XD
Glad to hear that ^_^
Great post, glad to see the bloggosphere still has a sense of humour.
Wonderful post. Thank you for the mention.
Who are you?
Ouch.
I feel sorry for 13sugars
It’s just a coincidence that we stopped blogging frequently after marriage. It just happens that at the time most animes airing began to suck, I got engrossed in MMORPGs again. (And otome games, with 13sugars actually lolol)
Oh, if you have any source for otome games, I will be more than glad to steal those sources from you
Hot damn, I had no idea it works that way too.
/instantfail
I object to being called a theif. So RAWR! yourself. BOSS.
You are not a thief. A thief means you are sneaky. You are a robber with armed guns of bishoujos playing guitars
*Cue K-on reference*
I’d rather have armed bishounens. Wearing bakerboy hats. And they’d better be able to sing as well as play.
Of course I’d never let them out.
Muhaha.
i voted for you before I read this entry. Now I know my vote is justified.
Obviously. We are so good you voted without even looking at our blog.
It’s a pity THAT isn’t up against Shinn this round because I would absolutely love to see Impz as his personal boy meido.
As such I have no choice but to vote for THAT since I am still gay for Impz. /hoohah
No no no. :<
S-s-s-stupid Aniblog Tourney. It’s not like I r-r-r-regret not being involved or anything. I h-h-h-hate this community anyway and want to q-q-q-quit blogging. You all s-s-s-suck.
I know I won the Internet when batezi bothers to even comment on my winnable but still humble blog.
HOW DARE YOU DESECRATE MY B GATA H KEI PICTURE.
Just kidding. I <3 you Impz, with all your trap love, and especially with your green loli love.
It’s kind of uncanny how you can predict stuff like that.
True dat. *High fives*
(You really have no idea how much I love this post.)
/fanboymode
Well, at least it’s funnier than RIUVA.
Good. Endorsement from The Baka raptor is all good.
B-b-but I love bishoujos! That’s instant deliciouswin.
Nice to see people can take a few jokes ;D great post you have my vote!
You guys have my support. THAT all the way!!!!!
I am so tempted to just write “LOL” and walk away.
Hate you too! ;D
This is it? Seriously? This is exactly why I only vote for Baka-Raptor and only Baka-Raptor in each round.
I know where you live, in a basement in the middle of nowhere!
Actually, I live high up above all you mere mortals (I live in a high-rise apartment)
That’s what you say at first, but eventually, you have no choice but to seek my help to pay off your family debt. In order to repay me, well, here’s an accurate depiction of what happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7ijqF_LIU
I can’t close my eyes fast enough…
I vote baka-raptor a while ago… but his dinosaur-ass is going to be kicked by a sea-slug?
But hey, at least I vote for him(it’s the thought that counts thing…).
Thoughts that count, count for nothing unless it’s for total world domination!!!!!
Who am I kidding anyway…
But everyone loves sweets!
I don’t. Sweets are evil and they make your teeth weak.
Remind me why I hate sweet gals ever.
Heh, it’s kind of ironic because you’re waifu’s name was 13sugars…which implies that she’s sweet…literally…
As I repeat, that is why I HATE sweet things.
I voted for Major Arcana who you don’t care…I suppose that makes me double instant fail T_T
WRong, triple instant fail for even telling me. You are the failest of failest bloggers ever.
As a one-time blogger of THAT, how can I vote otherwise?
Epic post, Impz. I applaud your laudable trolling skills.
And you should come back to blog shoujo with me and Hana, RAWR. It’s always available when you wish to come back. ^^
Nay, I have no energy for episodic blogging. I’m too lazy.
But thanks for the offer.
>And they are supposed to be a top education system
Only up to upper secondary level. From that point on it becomes one of the worst in the Western world.
Aye, very much so. I mean there’s you, and you are supposed to be quite good.
I’m just a factory line worker whose job is printing beer packs. I nearly failed BS at one of the easiest unis in the country. Nuff said.
Impz doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I made it vogue. :v
Sheesh Impz, like you even need a post like this to grind my face into the floor xPPP ouch for being your competition and still not even mentioned xD
That being said, this was funny though (> ^_^)>
>>digiboy: Stopped reading after the 2nd paragraph
instant fail
/endpost<<
I've passed by this post like 3 times, never getting through the first paragraph, until I noticed trackback hits coming from this post. Very clever. And I still haven't finished the post!