Author Archives: Lupus

Anime Review: Dennou Coil

By Lupus | Published: April 3, 2008

In my experience, there are two types of animated shows suitable for very young children. The first are the ones that are targeted solely at children, characterized by their episodic nature and anvilicious Aesops. Then there are the family shows, which, whilst entertaining to a child because of the tightly spaced, easy to understand humour, [...]

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April's Fool Day's More Badly Drawn Than Usual Impz Comic

By Lupus | Published: April 1, 2008

I hope all you sick bastards who voted “J-J-JAM IT IN!” are satisfied.

Posted in THAT Anime Webcomic | 21 Responses

Choose Your Own Adventure Starring Impz 02 – A Wild Rake Appears!

By Lupus | Published: March 25, 2008

Too small can’t read? Click on the image to see its original size. What will Impz do next? Vote in the poll in the sidebar! A) Scream like a little girl; B) Break the rake in half; C) J-J-JAM IT IN! (oh shit, yaoi already!?); D) Other: Please specify. Commentary after the jump.

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Choose Your Own Adventure Starring Impz 01

By Lupus | Published: March 11, 2008
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An Open Letter to All Smash Bros. X/Brawl Owners and Nintendo

By Lupus | Published: March 8, 2008

I think combining two well known and LOVED Australian icons should put the message across quite clearly. Dear Owners of Smash Bros. X/Brawl and Nintendo, I hate you. Unless you send me an NTSC Wii and a copy of the game, in which case I will love you forever and give you much praise and [...]

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When Starfish Strikes

By Lupus | Published: February 15, 2008

I used to think that cake was as bad as it got. I’ve never seen someone continue to be so incredibly annoying after they’re dead. The dyin’ usually gets in the way of the annoyin’. Fuuko’s minute long appearances in CLANNAD make me angrier than a Narutard bitch with sand in her vagina while reading [...]

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How much fun would a bacteria chuck if a bacteria could chuck fun?

By Lupus | Published: February 13, 2008

From the moment the OP played, I knew Moyashimon was going to be something special.

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I went to Japan…

By Lupus | Published: February 2, 2008

… and bought a choco cornet and a melon pan. What I was going to do was take photos of the two and shop them into doing EPIC BATTLE, Gurren Lagann style. Flame-Hair Blazing-Eye Melon Pan versus MO-EH, DORILLU, BUREKA! So what happened? I got hungry. And I ate the choco cornet. Looks mighty lonely, [...]

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Anime Review: Tokyo Marble Chocolate

By Lupus | Published: January 26, 2008

There is a couple in the city of Tokyo. The man is indecisive and a real coward, and on top of that he is not very bright. The girl is a violent drunk who has always messed up her previous relationships. On a date the man receives a phone call telling him that there was [...]

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The Outrage Machine – Homosexuality and Racism Encouraged in "Educational" Cartoon

By Lupus | Published: January 21, 2008

Hey, you! Don’t let these depraved forms of entertainment filter down to our children! Outrage generates pageviews, so we’ll take this opportunity to make some similarly untruthful reports. Start rolling in, pageviews and advertising revenue! Well shit, looks like that article has been removed. But being a blogger with similar journalistic integrity, I won’t let [...]

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