Category Archives: School Days

On Love: Love Doctrines for the Modern Bishoujo

Getting a boyfriend is tough, but for lovable lasses like Miya here reading this post could help her come up with a winning plan to make Lulu her HUNNI. Ah music to me ears. Well I guess waiting for the professor to compile all the data from every land is now the norm so in [...]

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School Days 12: No One Mates Forever, A Homeric Poem of the Suka Wars

Katsura says you are guilty. Hauptmann Katsura has finally earned her rank and redeemed herself, sadly Sekai after mauling Itou was killed in action after being outfought by Hauptmann Katsura. Like any posthumous slayer of evil, Sekai will be awarded with the Anime Medal of Freedom. She would have gotten an Anime Medal of Honor [...]

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Operation Bear Cavalry: Hey Nice Boat, and Contest Updates

So I have been crushed under the weight of my crusade against the hideous beast that is known as a fiscal year close out. Indeed it is more terrible than the Soviet Nuclear Dragon for it comes every year and can never truly be killed. One would think that the over abundance of money is [...]

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School Days 11: Turning Point

I hope Katsura is simply saving her saw for another day, otherwise… Damn I lament the fact that the studio has neither confirmed nor denied the possibility of Itou’s death. Where the heck is Admiral Raymond A. Spruance when you need him? We need a man who can be snap decisions that are the right [...]

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School Days 10: Four Knives for the Dark Lady Upon Her Dark Throne…

Apology not accepted jester Itou. We are so sowee, but you must die. Look the dumping ground is right there…Time to put him where he belongs Katsura. Say what you will about Katsura but she is the only one to cheer for now. So Itou dances with Sekai during his heathen ritual while Katsura gets [...]

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School Days 9: Festival of Fools

Oh no the Red ring of Death! My 360 just died. Wait… whew it still works. Hopefully this is just a portent of DOOM! I find that labeling this show as shounen romance, as some of my comrades have opted do, to be disturbing. Not that they are wrong. However, associating the word romance with [...]

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School Days 8: You Forgot About Katsura?

Ya’ll know me still the same ol’ Kat But I been low key Hated on by most these bitches Wit no cheese, no deals and no G’s, no wheels and no keys No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski’s At least the tears are not tears of joy, none of them deserve joy. So this [...]

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School Days 7: Who Believes in the Boogey Man…

Uh…mein Kaiser, dead silence means that you are on your own, Itou’s hands are in his pants again. You won’t be getting much out of him… Perhaps it is because I had to work weekend duty this week, but for some reason I am feeling much more anger than usually. It’s not enough that a [...]

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School Days 5-6: He's an easy Lover

Setsuna is so smart there is no need to go through surgery, pumps are cheaper and adjustable. I have to say I am impressed that she can get under Sekai’s bra faster than Itou. I got activated again and Itou is still a douche, Katsura is as dull as bricks, but Sekai has failed me [...]

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School Days 4: You want to mate where?

No, Kotonoha the Dumb, Kokoro is very much aware of how fucked up you and your beau are. She also knows that your bodice ripper books addle the minds of women. My patience grows thin when watching School Days, while tj han argued way back that this was somewhat realistic I violently disagree. I lost [...]

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