Category Archives: Valkyria Chronicles

The point of marching is that you are all in step, Ersatz Corpo Truppe Volontarie indeed. I have to say episode 9 was just as bad if not worse than the paper thin plot of Selvaria’s DLC. I Say this butter bar Karl is just another bed wetter like Johann. Given how these Imps don’t [...]

I see that there is only one person in the militia with balls of steel… In many ways I am glad I missed out on last weeks episode as it was all about Ramal who is the worst corporal since one Austrian Corporal by the name of Adolf back in WWI, not that Ramal is [...]

Oddly enough it’s always the the weirdos that get famous, Patton was a weirdo who believed in reincarnation. I find it morbidly funny that Ellet is blonde haired and blue-eyed as that makes her Grade “A” Jerry and it’s up to Alicia to try and thwart what General Sherman would call a spy, though in [...]

You know being an E-5 is a magical time the first time, enough rank to get things done, but not enough to take full responsibility when things really go wrong. Well it certainly appears as if real tactics will be sparse, but in terms of the game at least it seems that the staff at [...]

Oh Imp propaganda…we all know Maxi-pad here is really ersatz Mark Clark Prince Maxi-pad thinks that by beating up on the Fattest Galian General that he’s hot shit or something, it seems that one of the big cuts that fat fuck made was on body armor as the regulars were actually less well equipped than [...]

She has found her decoy unit… Certainly this didn’t play out like I remembered but I am rather amused that Largo is now a scout and that Welkin’s team picks were rather ho hum since Jane, Nina, Hannes, Vyse, and Alex were MIA on the roster. So it seems that Rosie is every bit the [...]

Yeah I’d be sad too if I was you rookie, real disappointed in how you did out there… Well while Valkyria has lost plenty of points for realism I suppose that since it is based on a turn based game with mild real time or so I have been told I suppose it is inevitable [...]